oh no it's ... : FFXIV
and I say that and an enjoyer
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
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Oblivion's leveling system lol. Make it both possible to level yourself too much AND not enough! Then make every enemy in the game scale. Make a skill level up as you move and another level up as you jump!
4x type games that don't tell you how values are calculated. "Oh, but there's a wiki!" That's great, but not an excuse.
30 minute cutscene that dumps a lot of exposition and it ends with a timeskip into the tutorial.
As someone who hates souls games, make sure there are undodgeable attacks by enemies. Example, you’re walking past a wall and something attacks and kills you from behind. Also, make sure there are huge bosses with ambiguous hit boxes and indeterminable strike locations so dodging is weird and dumb.
progressing through dialogues is achieved with ever-changing buttons (and combos?) displayed on screen, but in an ever-changing location.
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Mind you, Monster Hunter World forces every player of a hunting squad to view an unskippable story mission cutscene in their own hosted instance before being able to join another player's session of the same mission.
Lots of watching the cutscene in a solo hunt, abandoning the mission, then joining on a friend.