Teenage mutant ninja…boars.
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Radfauna. Fantastic. The Falloutification of the planet begins with the boars.
This isn’t the first lol. They just finally determined that the radioactivity in these boars is from weapons testing and not the Chernobyl disaster like they originally thought.
Partly?
The blurb mentions Chernobyl.
History books in a 100 years: but everything changed when the nuclear boar nation attacked
As it's read by candle light in a collapsed subway station.
I'm waking up to ~~ash and dust~~ radioactive boars.
Cody Johnston sweating intensifies