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James slimington
Let her go. Anyone that doesn't appreciate innovation like this will just slow you down on your path to greatness.
See also, using a slim Jim for your fingerprint unlock
Ah haaah, now it's just a key...
But then you take a bite in a moment of weakness, and you're locked out. :(
I sent this to my wife for a chuckle and she was like " who is Jessica" I replied its a meme you fool I don't even have an iPhone.
Yikes. I don't know whether to laugh or cringe at this 😬
I laughed, then cringed
It made me gassy.
totally unrelated time in the screenshot, I'm sure
or unread messages?
Why am I not seeing a picture? On my end this is just a text post where a guy said oooh yeah and nothing else 😅
Oooohhhh yeaaaah!
Jessie?
James?
I suddenly have an image of the people in this conversation...
Jessie: I've been thinking of dating other men
James: Me too!
(spotlights dramatically click on)
"Prepare 4-20!"
"And make 69 funny!"
I typed this with a nail
Yeah baby Jerry rig that shit
You can type with literally anything with a resistive touchscreen taps head
It's capacitive :)
resistive touchscreen
Whenever I type I always yell "STOP RESISTING"
Oh yeah. Back home we used to call those a Spindly Jimothy.
Slender James eh? Based
Back when we were kids he went by Skinny Jimmy.
Who's taking the photo? Do people really have extra phones around just for moments like this?
I carry 2 phones all the time. I work in government. If I use my phone for work, it becomes subject to Open Records requests, so the city gives me a stipend to pay for a second phone to do all my city business.
I worked at a different city that didn't do that for most employees, and everyone just used their personal phones anyway. We got an Open Records request that resulted in me having to search everyone's text message history. I felt dirty.
So in that scenario, taking a picture like the OP would result in some raised eyebrows no matter which phone snapped the picture of which phone, it sounds like! XD
I have a separate phone for work. Not government or anything. I have a bunch of personal apps on it, but I don't like having my only phone be owned by my work.
They are making cameras now for kids without phones attached. Might be one of those.
they also make cameras for adults without phones on them
That's ridiculous how would you even post the photos?
I've never seen a kid without a phone attached
Hanging out with a friend or family and borrowing their phone, I would imagine
not this thread again
Well, more Slim Jims for the rest of us, then.
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