You need to shit some more. There is still ink in the pen.
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
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I wonder if OP forgot to fold the TP or use a new clean bunch and is just wiping their ass over and over with their own shit.
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Why use toilet paper when bidet shower exists?
Yes. You just use this to blast water into your colon until it's sparkling clean inside. I love it.
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Bro, wash your ass. You don't even need to get that fucking deep, just buy a shower scrubber.
Please don't use a scrubber against your asshole. A washcloth you throw in the laundry after, or just your hands with lots of soap before and after is fine. You're not going to awake any forbidden desires, you're just making sure your body is clean.
You're not going to awake any forbidden desires, you're just making sure your body is clean.
Never say never, anal massage isn't wholly unpleasant.