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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 months ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why? The toilet is literally right there.

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

The bowl water warms up as you use it. Warm.