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[–] [email protected] 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I mean at that point is not a ketchup, more like a sauce , or a soup?

Then again, anything can be soup at enough pressure and temperature

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

Somehow my brain is now thinking about the temperature and pressure it takes to turn primordial soup into primordial ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 18 hours ago

Believe it or not, right to jail.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not gonna lie, "enforcing the line between ketchup and tomato sauce" isn't the sort of thing I'd expect the government to be into, but I guess I'm not mad about it?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I honestly feel like if this wasn't regulated ketchup would slowly be watered down until it was just weak tomato juice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

You're very optimist if you expect ketchup to have any hint of tomatoes if regulations didn't exist.

It would be tap water, sugar and red food colouring.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

The peanut butter wars are gonna rock your world then.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

BUT THAT'S ALL GOBERMENT DOES! HOLD US DOWN!

/S JUST JOSHIN' BROTHER, THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE COMPRISED OF CITIZENS WORKING FOR THE BETTERMENT OF ALL CITIZENS. TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A BETTER WORLD FOR HOG CRANKING AROOOOO

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

The ketchup pack?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

YOU MONSTER!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

that's called tomato sauce.

on a side note... that whole (and very popular) 'anticipation' marketing campaign was a fucking scam? ketchup is legally required to be that way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

There was a ketchup "anticipation" marketing campaign?

Suddenly a particular Foxtrot comic strip makes a lot more sense.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

I’ve been trying to use google to understand this reference but it’s late for me, are you talking about the Heinz ad with the song “anticipation” from the 1970’s? Or is there a story i missed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

Corporations pretending it's their choice when they have to follow rules? You see it all the time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Definition. Catsup, ketchup, or catchup is the food prepared from one or any combination of two or more of the following optional tomato ingredients:

Call it Katchup, or Ketsup, or "ketchup-flavored condiment", and you're good to go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

partially gelatinated non-tomato vinegar-based toppings?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

You can make it out of fruit other than tomatoes. A former coworker started a business and made blueberry, strawberry, and mango ketchup. The latter is a really great glaze for pork chops.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

the word Wordington mentally flashbanged me I haven't seen it in a year

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

I've never seen or heard that word, but it makes me think of X-Men.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Tomato juice scammer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Watered tomato paste