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[–] [email protected] 27 points 16 hours ago

"You misunderstand officer, I'm Matt Gaetz"

"Carry on there."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

Once again ACAB

[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago

Mental health is medicine. Now please leave my therapy lesson.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

There is a Scandinavian country that pays for a prostitute for people with certain conditions as part of a quality of life thing.

So depends on where, it could be...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Where exactly and how does my friend qualify?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

first your friend needs to register with the prostitutes' union and get the certificate

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

You mean a sex surrogate?

EDIT: I can’t seem to find it. I learned about sex surrogacy from an episode of Love and Radio (I can’t remember if it is stylized). The whole episode was an interview with a woman who worked professionally as a surrogate. They dealt with sex therapy as well as helping persons who might have physical disabilities that prevented them from experiencing sex.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

It’s my emotional support hooker.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

It's been a long time since I read the article. So maybe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

What country?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

You don't understand, she's my emotional support hooker

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"We're Filming!" points to the dashcam with cabin-facing view

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

points to the cop dashcam

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago

Sexy nurse roleplay = medicinal

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago

I have a doctors note!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

But she’s studying medicine, so yeah, medicinal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Still is, bully

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

A gender switched Herman Göring might fuck on prescription.