this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

While I'm not adequate to helicopter, I've never been with a girl ("[mine]" or otherwise) who wasn't fascinated by the mechanisms of the organ. They've definitely all been curious about "the twitch" even though every woman I know does kegels.

I'm not qualified to comment on whether this applies to those who aren't otherwise interested.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

My strapon is too rigid to helicopter ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

You can buy floppy ones

Also, now I really want to see someone do that

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

You deserve better

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 10 hours ago

If your partner can't handle you at your helicopter dick thing then they don't deserve your Co-bum-bo impersonation

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

You spin me right around , right around. Like a record, baby, right around.