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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe we need to give an offering of Viagra if we want Jesus to come again.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, but wait until you hear what these green guys did to Santa.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We killed God. And we'd do it again if given the chance.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

Oh, I know a good chunk of this country seeing a brown skinned guy helping out the poor and being all woke and shit, would put him right back up on that cross.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God creates earth. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Explanation: humans suck

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