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[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

I can't read these comics without being reminded of a character in Community reading "Warren Piece"

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago (6 children)

we enshrined his torture and put it literally everywhere. you think that might have anything to do with it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

"you think if JFK comes back he wants to see sniper rifles everywhere?"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Well people said if he comes back he's going to slaughter all of us, maybe making him afraid to come back is the point? Haha

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's not like all humankind suffers and he is a relatable representation of our own suffering. Kind of like Iron Man or other heroes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Look, if they did that to Jesus they will do the same or worse to you without batting an eye.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

It’s so interesting to see reactions of horror triggered by a mention of kindness suddenly putting one’s own actions into perspective.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More like "what didn't we do?"

Am I right?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Like 90% of what he told us to do, for starters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus: "Love one another."

Everyone else: "We're gonna kill that son of a bitch."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

That 10% is doing a lot of work here

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A press conference with aliens? I don't think so. They'll be killed and get a very detailed autopsy as soon as they put their feet on the ground

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If y'all think Jesus is so good you should meet his hermanito lupe.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Jesus ain't coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You think that's weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I wouldn't come back either

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I feel I've seen this exact joke in an SMBC or something several years ago

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (11 children)

There's a sci-fi book series called Hyperion where one of the main fucuses of the far-future theocratic government is to search for signs and symbolism of Jesus on other planets. Since if you find an alien species worshipping Jesus or using cross symbolism, you've all but proven that God exists.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (6 children)

You will prove that one god exists?

Or even less, you will prove that someone with god-like powers exists?

Or even less, you will prove tat we live in a simulation written by some christian sect.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (61 children)

TBF, his (hypothetical) dad planned the whole thing.

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