this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 135 points 2 months ago

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Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I keep staring and still have no idea what it's trying to tell me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'm starting to give up and believe they're just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How do you have higher quality images of ever post ever?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Reverse image search

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Computers. Have you never watched CSI?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The white between it is the cave woman.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

This In Here

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Have you ever had a dream where you would, you could, you did, you would, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

And here I thought the posts in DontDeadOpenInside were bad... 🤯

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

YOU WANT GOOD

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

the come to want in my play good. They come in me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

for play? for get play.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what the said, am come where?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In me, get in me, come, they said.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

"You Want Good"

Umm yeah, sure

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone call the bondulance

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I see an "am" but no "I". This has to be missing words

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

reading this to the tune of harder better faster stronger...also doesn't help.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I’ll take it right up the middle!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

See come, want. See want, come.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

IN ME GET IN ME THE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

am come where

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

To come where it said, what

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

GET HELP

HELP ME

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