this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

In me. Get in me, the...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

yasss bitch! truer words have never been assembled poorly!

See come want, see want come!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

reading this to the tune of harder better faster stronger...also doesn't help.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

YOU WANT GOOD

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How do you have higher quality images of ever post ever?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Computers. Have you never watched CSI?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Reverse image search

[–] [email protected] 129 points 2 days ago

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Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I keep staring and still have no idea what it's trying to tell me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I'm starting to give up and believe they're just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone call the bondulance

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Bames Nond's having a stronk?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

What

The

Said

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

The white between it is the cave woman.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Have you ever had a dream where you would, you could, you did, you would, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

This In Here

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

am come where

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

the come to want in my play good. They come in me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

for play? for get play.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what the said, am come where?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In me, get in me, come, they said.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

"You Want Good"

Umm yeah, sure

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

And here I thought the posts in DontDeadOpenInside were bad... 🤯

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I’ll take it right up the middle!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

See come, want. See want, come.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

IN ME GET IN ME THE

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I see an "am" but no "I". This has to be missing words

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

GET HELP

HELP ME

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