Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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...penguins do not have penises. Both sexes have orifices called cloacas that are used both for reproduction and for waste.
All birds do.
Ducks and geese are some birds that have penises
That's some cloaca & dagger shit.
Get out. No, don't get your coat. Just go.
Why would a governmental spying drone need a penis? You make no sense!
To fuck your privacy.
Everything, even government drones, needs a hobby.
Do swans have them? Or was Leda just into some weird shit?
One day we'll find out that Danny DeVito passed away, and none of us will be ready for that. Fucking legend.
'When compared to its size' is important because the length is only 4 inches.
Only 4 inches? Look at mister monster cock over here.
'Only 4 inches' for being called 'largest' lol. I am still jealous of the barnacle.
I think i have too much genes from whatever ones we share with gorillas personally.
It's useful to not be too long for your partner, and there are positions that work around length/depth mismatches
yes im just playing around. my size is i guess average, but when i was growing up watching porn, it of course made me feel unsecure that my penis was not long enough. When i have had sex, they never have had a orgasam from my dick, and that made me feel even more unsecure when they would break up with me for "other reasons"
A treasure.