And Finally...

This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.

Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.

Need to make a proposal to limit cross walls to a maximum of 6 crosses.

IANAL, but this law is (probably) not currently enforceable due to (among others) Lawrence v. Texas.

However, that was explicitly named as being on the chopping block, so at best it's "not enforceable yet"

And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

Hairbrush and shampoo bottle sales about to go through the roof.

If you get caught, just say its The Salad Mixxxer.

Someone needs to make a Swiss army dildo.

Oh, I am just ~~cleaning~~holding all those for a friend.

They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..

Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?

Great, now where am I gonna find BestValue dildos