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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

I don't think I've ever noticed BC's cute lil wiener till now.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago

Native Tribes in Canada: "Hey can you give back the rest then?"

Canada: "Lol"

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Could have just included the Ontario part snd Vancouver Island and it would still be true lol.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Just outline the GTA and call it a day.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

And the Vancouver mainland. And Montreal I guess.

Fuck Calgary though

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The real anarchy would be to make Canadians live anywhere BUT what's on the map

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

As someone who is not living in this map, please no I like it here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

it would be, no internet.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I am sure some US hardliners see the map and wonder how is this country still independent.

These positions are not defensible from military perspective.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

C'mon, it even looks like a rifle
Who would be insane enough to invade a country, that already looks like a weapon?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Careful how you phrase that, I heard a militia of collectors is forming to capture the biggest depiction of a gun in the world

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump did call Trudeau governor of the great state of Canada yesterday and suggested it should become the 51st state a ~week ago

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

dude is too stupid to understand why he should not do it.

until i hear some GOP chaney and kissegeer types, i aint worried.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, I'm not worried about imminent invasion either. A trade war will already basically cause chaos, though, and it could escalate from there. Hopefully the government is up to the task.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You want to know why Canada still exists despite having a fraction of the manpower or military of the United States?

It's because the United States likes Canada. We think they're fun to have around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Do you guys actually think about us that much?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's an abstract question to try to answer; it's not like we sit around and ponder about y'all for hours on end but someone says "This is my friend Bill from Canada" and you just think "Oh cool."

On a societal level, we share the world's longest international border, we're massive trade partners, like, most of the Northwestern hemisphere's best comedians come from Canada...we like Canada, we think they're fun to have around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's my impression too. It's more like you never sat down and thought about annexing us to start with; at least this side of WWII. We're pleasantly familiar feeling and stay out of the way, so there's no reason to.

Hopefully you know that "your country only exists at my pleasure" is not a compliment. I read this as a deliberate jab at first, but now I'm not so sure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We’re pleasantly familiar feeling and stay out of the way, so there’s no reason to.

I think I'd go farther and say you're pretty good friends; we have plenty of projects going together, we've got a giant waterfall we do a pretty good job sharing, etc.

Hopefully you know that “your country only exists at my pleasure” is not a compliment.

Wasn't really designed to be; it's more meant to chastise other imperial superpowers throughout history. If you went back through history and took the dominant superpower of any given era and plunked their leadership down in 1950's Washington DC, how many of them form close economic ties and a mutual defense pact, and how many of them march on Ottawa?

If I read our treaties correctly, the official attitude of the United States is more like "Canada shall cease to exist over our dead bodies."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a bit of an unfair comparison. WWII had just ended and the world was adjusting to the invention of nuclear weapons. The British stopped invading places too, and that was their whole thing. Also, don't forget, before WWII you did try to annex us.

To date you've chosen to sphere us instead, but it's not because you're all just nice guys.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

and that was their whole thing

Yeah that's kinda the point I was making.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Excellent. I’m cut out from there so I can make my own country.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I think that if climate change causes a lot of snow in the north to melt, it will create a lot of new arable space further north that people could potentially migrate to (even from other countries, eg climate migrants from the inhabitable equator)

(disclaimer: never been to Canada)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It would probably be extremely swampy for a long time. All that time it would release a tremendous amount of methane.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s fucking cold any further up there though.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Just give it a few years.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Enh, it’s not so bad

Signed,

Further up there

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Winnipeg here ... we were doing fine until this last Sunday when we got a shit ton of snow and last night it was -42C (almost the same in F) with the wind chill.

But summer and fall were both longer and warmer than usual. Forecasters up here are having some difficulty with predicting anything more than a day or two in advance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Canada looks like a shit gun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

It's Legendary though and will cost you $1867 to unlock.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Do you hear that, Randy? The Americans cocked the shit gun

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Canada is the north side of the st. Lawrence river, everything else is just that area's backyard

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