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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey's Paw! No strings attached*.

(*) Satisfaction not guaranteed. Wish may backfire unexpectedly.

Just create a post that starts with "I wish ___" and wait for other users to write how your wish didn't turn out how you expected.

If you're feeling inspired, you may even use the wish as a sort of writing prompt.

Example:

Title: I wish for more wishes.

Answer: Granted. A piece of paper the size of a business card appears in your hand with 4 dotted lines for you to fill out your wishes and a little checkbox in front of each. Now to find someone who will grant those...

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Granted! A system has been set up where snapping your fingers automatically transfers $1000 from your bank account into that of a random stranger somewhere in the world. How generous of you!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This might be my favorite answer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

In $1 bill bricks delivered by airdrop on top of them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Granted. It comes out of your bank account.