I've seen this one!

Can't snack on the tomb cheese.
Can't slurp the sarcophagus juice.
Can't eat ancient worms.
What is there to live for.

Despite the apparent huge age gap, they can still date under the “half your age plus 7” rule.

Are these the same worms that got into RFK Jr's brain after his meeting with his russian handler?

Would anyone still love me if I was a 41,700 y/o worm? 🥺

Are we just looking for imaginative ways to destroy ourselves at this point? We have enough options already! But we have to keep looking for more creative previously unknown ways to kill ourselves.

Worst that there are also unknown Virus and Bacteria found in the Permafrost, which are also defrosted with the Climate change. A lot are also still life..

Normally I recommend we start small, just a little fire.

Fuck it in this case. Exterminatus.

Gonna need to break out the board from Cabin in the Woods

I love that "Uh, guys?" is a real in-character reaction and moment in many episodes of SG1. This story easily could have been a plot in the show.

While Star Trek had these wonderful "this is why we explore the galaxy" moments, SG1 wasn't afraid to place characters face-to-face with something or someone that would just erase existence or end humanity if the next moment wasn't handled the right way.

Their opponent:

Oh they are going to love microplastics

Who is that fine looking gentleman with the godawful haircut?

Did the scientists at least think the worms were getting better on the drums?

I wonder how this is going to advance the status of cryogenic freezing.

Worm 1 [Healthy] Age 2 quadrums (32000) of Russia Consuming nutrient paste

Worm 2 [Healthy] Age 1 (41700) of Russia Consuming nutrient paste

Tek ma te

The very hungry helminths.