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I want to troll these spammers so badly but I'm terrified that if I reply I'll validate my number being real which would probably result in more spam
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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Anyway it's been years I thought I was going to die of acute autism by now. They were all going around saying that everyone who took the vaccine was going to be dead within a year.
Don't worry a lot of them think tons of people have died from it. I've had some antivaxxers tell me they know a bunch of people personally who have died from the vaccine and are worried about me dying...these people are delusional, and will carry on the lies they've been fed no matter what. They're like the people who believe the end of the world prophecies, and when the date comes and goes, they just latch onto the next one or believe the reasons provided why it didn't happen.
The person you were replying to was most likely being sarcastic, but thanks for taking the time to reassure them anyway!
Careful upping the ante on the unmoored. Might not go as planned.
It's their damn fault if they don't have their amulet.
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Wrong amulet. Sucks to be you.
no no just text them the tank man photo, putin in drag, and block. Works like a charm
Damn, these fricking Muggles and Mudblood.
Not invited to the rally at Wiggly Womp's Tavern
They want the pureblood only.. Obviously a death eater
I suppose one shouldn't bother to explain to them that the vaccine's materials and the body's immune response diminish over time, or that your body continuously recycles and replaces parts including blood