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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fellas is it ~~gay~~ liberal to eat chickpeas

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

"Tomato reduction"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

OH YEAAAHHH

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Or cold hamberders

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Beans are communist. They all look alike.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

That hummus looks delicious 👌👌

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Lefty non sense 😂😂

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean you just dump it in a blender if you're using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you've made it a few times and got the hang of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dude you gotta skin the peas one by one it takes fucking hours

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Don't forget you have to de-stone them as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

When not using dried peas (soak and cook) the skins float to the surface automatically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like it better with freshly cooked chickpeas

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I assumed your op was sarcastic/negative tone, but I'm realizing maybe you saw the quality and care this particular hummus took to make and were being genuine.

These results look like they taste amazing. But a can of chickpeas for homemade hummus lunch is a really nice lunch too. I think culture needs to shift from recipes and "right" way to do things and start learning how to cook as a general life skill again. Food is expensive now but do we really feed and shop for ourselves like it is?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Dried chickpeas are cheaper than canned ...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Could make hummus before hand, it keeps pretty well in the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Then they wouldn't have made it for lunch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that's going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself... It's really very easy to make

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Hey, I know this plate! This is an IKEA plate.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chickpea dictatorship.

A day without chickpea consumption will be punished.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

being allergic to chickpeas is a choice

SEND HIM TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Aye dame, baba ganoush it is then

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Based all around