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[–] [email protected] 110 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Fun fact: mountains are big.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Not-so-fun fact: He'll have to be rescued with taxpayer money

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He has a skateboard though

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (4 children)

And the skateboard is the fastest way to get around Lego Island

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

Boring fact: The highest pass he'll have to cross on his journey looks like this:

If he'll have to be rescued, then because someone ran him over.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (18 children)

How does he use IG?

Assuming its not a parody.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That voter is gonna learn some stuff.

I was not surprised by the presence of a giant cross necklace.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

He can't read, so that makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“If Forrest Gump can do it, so can I”

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Gump didn't even have a skateboard

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Cant seem to find this dude on ig, there are just too many that tried to cross the usa with a board.

Does someone have a link to this specific persons ig? That would be great, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (11 children)

Reverse image search brings up this image:

Which goes here: https://www.instagram.com/jaayfilms

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

I'm not great at this, but from the original x post, I think his handle is @jaayfilms

The news report video says he dropped out of HS. I couldn't find where he got that he's illiterate, thought this would take two weeks and didn't know about the mountains... But I honestly didn't dig much after haha. If someone else finds it, please let me know. I just want to read that comment thread haha

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Lol, what a country

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