The Onion

Looks like a yummy flourentine

Every election, the PC run a wet sock as their leader and gets beaten by Trudeau. But this new guy is the most worrisome, dude is unhinged, go look at how he talks to the media to get an idea of how he would talk down to constituents and Canadians.

dont they know where those red colors dyed M&Ms come from?

POV: You’re the world’s largest producer of lentils, by far

Conservatives: “They’re eating the bugs”

Many political scientists believe the reason rightwing politicians become hysterical at the idea of eating insects is due to the fact that in school, all of them were either the kind of children who made other children eat bugs, or the kind of children who would’ve made other children eat bugs if they’d possessed the upper body strength to do so.

“Like all bullies, conservatives are deeply afraid of pretty much everything,” said Dr. Abigail Petrie, the head of the Political Science Department at McGill University. “They mask their terror with anger, but beneath their performative rage you’ll find a person who is terrified of anything and everything. Sadly, rather than simply coping with their anxiety in a healthy way, conservatives lash out, like a dog attacking a vacuum cleaner while pissing itself in fear.”

Nailed it.

Oh shit new moral panic just dropped!

It already happened in Poland. Source: search "Poland eating bugs"

Hell I won't eat bugs and ain't no conservative tagging me for it

Thank God, the market price of lobster and crab is too damn high. Even prawn is getting up there.

I tried eating bugs, it's not bad. Aside from lobster and shrimp I mean, grasshoppers aren't that bad.

More for me!

So… what are the odds that trump is going to have The Onion shut down?

What happened to freedom and letting people excercise their liberty as they please.