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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

They need to chill with the live action

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Bambi: First Blood .... directed by Michael Bay

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thumper: "If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all."

fires rocket launcher at the hunter's lodge

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Why do they call you Thumper? Oh..."

"Why do they call you Flower?"

"Flower Power." sets off nuke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

aww they fuse up so fast

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Bambi: The Reckoning comes out next year. It's in the same universe as Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, apparently known as the Poohniverse.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

If they don't animate it with red deer, it's cultural appropriation

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The mums death scene will have a nice calm music piece that slowly ramps up into a single ringing tone, getting more intense cutting between Bambi and his mum and close up shots of a gun and bits of the hunter, then just as the the music hits an intense the gun fires and its dead silence until the bullet pierces Bambi's mums skull then its utter chaotic screams and sharp loud music, the title card is then made out of Bambi's mums pooling blood.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I would watch this movie.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

SNL already did this half a decade ago with Dwaine Johnson.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

This time, his mother will be killed by an Abrams lens flair

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It was really sad when they stopped drawing the deer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

shut up Chandler, you're an empty husk

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I think this movie was already made.