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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm not sure why someone getting sick would disqualify them from the role.

It's his batshit crazy conspiracy theories about vaccines, among other things, that disqualify him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's that he bragged about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I thought it all came out in some deposition. Where did he brag about it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Tbh he probably got it from eating road kill?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Something tells me one has to do with the other.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This sub will see more activity for a while.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Might as well rename it US News

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

It’s Trump season again! USA is the cornucopia of absurd news for a few years, so buckle up and enjoy the ride.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

We've got another four years of prime material. Like a milkshake this sub will be. It'll drink it all up.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

Just wait until Alex Jones gets appointed head of the FCC.

I suppose I shouldn't give them any ideas...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A healthy, educated population is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative ideologies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

or any capitalist ideologies, for that matter

edit: now that I think about it, any authoritarian ideologies, even

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This is the equivalent of the Pope being put in charge of the Satanic Church.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Ahh, I see you've met our candidate for Surgeon General.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

That thar is what makes em an exapert

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

«What's the worst that could happen?» 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I could imagine a Flashgitz animation about this...