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Anon attempts wordplay (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sue me - change me into Susan

I guess.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sex exchange?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Expert ones, no less.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

This joke is a pretty good punchline but you would need more setup. Mom working at a sex change clinic is a good start but you need a reason to make the pun make sense in both senses.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Was it called Expert Sex Change?