this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Bitches don’t know ‘bout Pangea.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

You were some lizard looking synapsid back then so idk if it counts

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

brain. leave it alone.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I do love a good jape from time to time, but colonization is when you show up and expel/enslave/imprison the people who are already there, which is decidedly not how the spread of people from Africa worked

[–] triarius 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the Neanderthals would disagree

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

And the Denisovans

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's going to be real interesting once we finally colonize Mars...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I imagine it will get like the expanse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That's literally not what colonization means. I also promise that most human history is bloody even if you don't know about it. Humans spread out from Africa across the world. My slightly related to me ancestors conquered subjugated and killed their slightly related ancestors. We're all one race.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Individual doesnt know the definition of colonization

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well actually, north African did control Spain for about 700 years.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The joke is that we all come from Africa so they colonized the whole Earth, no ?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I do believe that's the context, yes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Well , my country was colonized and that word have a very strict definition in my mind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Not really despite having been invaded from north africa the spanish caliphate gained its independence after the fall of the Oumayads . then divided into smaller independent Emirates until the Spanish conquest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Brazil was also independent after Portuguese royalty moved in and declared it a kingdom. It's still considered colony.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

By your logic even the USA is still a british colony.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I meant it was still considered a colony at the time, when it had non-brazilian rulers but was practically independent from Portugal. I hope you know Brazil hasn't been a colony for around 200 years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

You're probably right.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Akchually, the map entire world was colonized by people from Africa. Since the map shows the entire world (even New Zealand), it is accurate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I thought so