Shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
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Damn. The thought-police are out in force in this thread, and are completely unable to separate fiction from reality.
Same arguments can and have been used to ban video games, tabletop games, and horror movies.
"Fictional things make people wanna do real life things!"
Lmao
So is the image in the article the porn version? Because that's hella tame. Oh is that just something they've commissioned which sort of gets the point across?
Now I want the rule 34 version of the story of John Henry. Like, the next pokemon trailer comes out, and one NSFW artist has to put out porn of the new professor before the AI can generate it.
Would.