They should just swap their Jesus out for the one from the game The Inquisitor. That would be way cooler, I'd even consider going back to the church.
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2024
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That is hilarious. Didn’t they just make a chibi anime girl though?
Yes
Are her boots covered in blood?
My friend said the same thing when she saw it, but we have since convened that it is infact the "Mud of Christ"
Oh I saw that one in my feed and thought that was the onion lol
i had to search online to be sure
as was foretold in the sacred prophecies of Stargate
Horus Guard represent!
Buddy Jesus 2.0
does it sexually assault children for millennia under the churches auspices, then be ignored, and allowed to continue to exist in nations which were it any other organization, have had it's leaders imprisoned and be banned outright too?
It's a falcon head, not a policy change.
Sounds like the British Broadcasting Corporation