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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 days ago

Coming to you from an overworked and underpaid teenager who probably hates their life.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this before or after you ate it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It sure is!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I make these at home now because taco bell Canada removed them from the menu.

I can make four 12" Mexican pizzas, twice as thick, not risk getting e-coli/listeria, for about $5 CAD.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

not risk getting e-coli/listeria

Pfft, whats the point even?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Warm oven.

Lightly fry tortillas in pan for about 15 -30 seconds (score them so they don't poof up)

Open refried beans. (Add taco seasoning if you want [you can make that super cheap, too!])

Grate cheese.

Mince some onion.

Pick a few cherry tomatoes, jalapeño, cut cilantro, chives and green onion from plants.

Blend a few of the above with some vinegar, sugar, salt and lemon juice. Heat in pan or pot for a bit. A zingy salsa /sauce.

Put things on tortilla.

Put another tortilla on top.

Sauce it and cheese it and garnish it.

Put in oven.

Take out of oven.

Put in mouth.

Enjoy.

**addendum

I haven't made them in a while and I don't normally take pics of my food so this is old and blurry

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Fucking legend!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Posting fast food here is like cheating lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We got them for free from the app once. I was so disappointed I asked for a refund.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy shit they brought it back .. or was I just really high and I imagine it went away‽

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You didn't imagine it. They were discontinued and came back. I remember there being different varieties of Mexican pizza now, too, but I only see classic and veggie. Maybe I'm mixing it up with the crunch wrap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Oh God I miss the crunch wrap ...all the crunch but none of the mess. We should make our own Taco Bell that's better with hoofjiack and blackers....

(I meant black jack and hookers but It felt you should see that window into my not awake yet mind)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

knowing taco bell frequenters. they'll say "it was so dogshit" and then repeatedly order it every week

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

What a cheesekakke

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Literally ate the ingredients and shit them onto the tortilla

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Looks awful. But I bet it tasted good.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

God I used to love those 20 years ago. Course they didn't look like that back then.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ordering pizza from taco bell is like ordering fries at a sushi place. You deserve whatever you get.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Okay but no joke some of the best fries in my area are from teriyaki places. They know how to fry food well and the fries aren't ordered enough to be hot held so they're always cooked on ordering

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I legitimately love the Mexican pizza. Yes, sometimes it do be looking like that. But sometimes, it's beautiful and perfectly cut without cracking.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Dear Taco Bell, Please stop throwing up on my order. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Way more toppings than my local taco bell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Looks the same on the other end

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Had the runs just by looking at this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Bro I think somebody murdered a crab, took off its legs, and let it rot in a vat full of acid and raw sewage for two weeks before serving it to you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

The Toxic Avenger of the Crab People

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure Mexicans would approve of this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

No, no they would not. Source: am one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Who ordered snot on a tortilla? Do you want additional cheese?