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Report Finds You Should Get To Retire After, Like, 6 Years Working Full-Time Job (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

I'm a huge proponent of this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Hey if they manage to pack an entire career's worth of bullshit into those six years, then yes you should.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

God damn.......I'm way past due! Instead I have to get a SECOND job!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Nice, how do we make it happen?