this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It reminds me of a monster from a horror movie, don't remember the title right now, but it was some kind of monstrous baby lol

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 days ago (3 children)

She looks like a 40 year old depressed man

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

when you go trick or treating and the neighbor drops an orange in your bag

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Hide the pain Harriet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Maybe that's why it's unsigned

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a great painting but yeah it does look like someone had to explain what a child is to the artist who'd never heard of such a thing and wasn't really paying attention to the explanation.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

When your unruly daughter won't even sit still for a measly 30 hours to have her picture painted, so you have to sit in for her

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

She reminds me of someone...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

I see a young Dave Foley

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can almost see him sitting there, disgruntled over his orange and looking like an overgrown infant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Which one is the overgrown infant? Putin or the orange?

:D

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

That's the oldest young girl I've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

I can understand why they didn't sign it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is she a young girl or a midget?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Yep probably so.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

She could be the cover for an early 2 thousands goth band.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are we sure it’s not a little person sized adult?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not at all sure - could well be.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Either way, she's not impressed. Looks like she has just seen the result.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Looks like she knew what the finished product would look like as she posed for it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If Boris Johnson shagged Philomena Cunk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

WOOF, you didn't have to say that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I respect Rory Kinnear as an actor, but they could have cast someone younger.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Hhhwhat the fuuuuck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

she decidedly not cute

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

My uncle Charlie as a young girl.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

When you start to peel your orange and it jams and stings ouchily under your thumbnail.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Has anyone seen the movie "Men"?