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Coworker putting up Christmas decorations justifiably murdered (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Back around 1980, putting up decoration before december 1 was frowned upon, and people were upset stores were creeping up on thanksgiving.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

This is why you'll never be The Onion, Beaverton.