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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

I think there's a gap there to fuck.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Do you have to remove the suppository first?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Seems too good to be true. Like you're about to be ripped to shreds and have your whole world turned to shit.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

... And super dry. No thank you

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

...And just moments away from a lady taking me to her place and shoving her hands in me while she wraps her mouth around my ample dripping meat. Sign me up.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

I think the dead part means it doesn’t feel at all

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

"Cooked to perfection?"...if you enjoy hours-roasted microplastics, sure.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

👆 This is vore.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well the post said the warmer, not the oven.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

It also said cooked to perfection

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

no joke yesterday I was watching an interview with a guy that has some kind of mutation and he has very low IQ. He was super happy! I was so envious!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Was he running for president?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

This is a good exercise. Do cows used for veal next

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

These grocery store ads are getting weird.