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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Polish is a Slavic language written out using Latin letters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago

Would be so much shorter with a щ

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Kinda weird to isolate Polish when Hungarian, Finnish and Basque are actually all their own distinct language families.

Polish actually isn't in a distinct language family and shares a lot with other western Slavic languages like Czech, and Slavic languages in general.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Me, a non European who only speaks english, so true

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Haha yeah I get it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

I don't think you could get the speakers of all the European languages to agree on which one is normal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

Sure you can everyone in france know theirs is the only real language. Don't believe me? Just ask someone from france.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It has to be French right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

Inappropriate use of vowels, 10 yard penalty for the defense

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

but we can all agree hungarian isn't

[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago

You could if we had won. /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

*cries at Greek

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We used to have a server at my university which a polish guy set up. It received the name brzeczyszczykiewich. We decided that the server was secure enough by name, so we only put a trivial password on it for remote connection.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Are you sure it wasn't "brzeczyszczykiewicz" (difference in last two letters)? Otherwise it seems like a little typo, which, to be fair, would be a good idea to keep it safe from Polish people haha

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

I'm completely sure, like 100%, fully positive without a single doubt... that I misspelled it and I would never be able to access the server again.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Can we also get some translation or something. This might shock you, but not all of us are polish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Whew. Good. I thought it was just me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

There is no translation, it's just a hard to pronounce Polish surname.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Ä, ö, ü, am i a joke to you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

Ä, ö, ü, õ, š, ž are just there to allow for phonemic ortography, biatch!

Though then again, I'm fairly sure that the weird Polish letters.

Also if your native tongue DOES have phonemic ortography.... Well guess how difficult it was for 6 year old me in Estonia to start learning English where the words are clearly not written the same way they're spoken????

It gets worse hearing older people here speak English because most of them did NOT start learning the language at age 5 or 6 so uhhhh... Yeah they expect the words to be pronounced the way they're spelled. Makes your ears bleed.

[–] [email protected] 205 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Be Polish. Live at the crossroads of three major continental zones. Incorporates traditions from Arabic, Latin, and Nordic languages into a unique synthesis. Everybody hates it. Nobody wants to speak it.

Be English. Live at the ass end of nowhere, and become a haven for vagrants, dissidents, pirates, and exiles. Incorporate traditions from Latin, Germanic, and Frankish languages into a unique synthesis. Everyone hates it. Nobody wants to speak it. Become worlds most spoken language anyway.

Moral of the story. People will have to learn your shitty incoherent language if you build a big enough navy.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Be Lithuanian. Get culturally dominated by Poland. Refuse to speak Polish anyway. Refuse influence from any language. Remove loan words, replace them with newly made Baltic sounding ones. End up impossible to learn.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen transcribed Georgian?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I remember some video where somebody was showing an example of either a word or a sentence & showed: "mbrtskvni"

this language would make you think they have to pay a fee for using vowels

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

This is outrageous! I will call all users of our Polish instance "SZMER" to... OK, I might be getting your point.

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