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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I just love how literary no one involved even acknowledged the existence of Threads lmfao.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to see people having some sort of threads number on their instagram profile, now sometimes i forget that even exists lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

It's the same number on every Instagram profile

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Literary or literally? (hint: neither are correct.)

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago

literally is objectively correct in this context

[–] pipe01 24 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The latter is correct, no?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In the secondary, new-age definition of "literally" yes that's true.

We lost the war for "literally". It's now just an emphasis word. The definition is mind bending:

1)in a literal manner or sense; exactly.

2)informal; used for emphasis or to express strong feeling while not being literally true.

On the bright side less people use "absolutely" incorrectly than before.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sure, but where in the image do you see someone acknowledge the existence of Threads?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i haven't heard of anyone actually using it, but I've heard of people using the others

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

... MILF Messenger?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

you did 🙀

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 week ago

Milf Messenger needs to join the fediverse

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Holy shit that was a fast article

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

I'm mostly just impressed at whoever came up with a plausible-looking and fairly professional icon for it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Mastodon: Independent, Libre, Federated

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't lie, bluesky is pretty nice. Discovery feels like it's actually functional, and it's got the growth. And fuck twitter.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

~chuckles~ ~in~ ~mastodon~

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Eh, I really didn't care for Mastodon.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

As of time of commenting:

Top free

Top social

That other search term

Edit: USA Apple App Store

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pssst, it's a meme, milf messenger isn't real bro. Ya did a whole book report on a joke homie.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was looking for Blue Sky!

And until I searched I didn’t know how many cougar apps the App Store had. So much better off now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It's okay, we were also hoping for its existence.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Top rated apps are region dependent.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Good call, edited

USA Apple App Store

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Looking at that list we (humanity) are screwed.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Who is using threads? And who other than guys are using milf messenger? And wtf is bluesky?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If there were no women on milf messenger there would be no milfs to message.

Checkmate, liberal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Nah, in this case the M in MILF stands for “Men.” It’s obviously an app for gay males hookups. That’s the real reason why wives aren’t allowed to join.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And who other than guys are using milf messenger?

Your mom

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Who is using threads? And wtf is bluesky? —@10_[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I accidentally told my wife about it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Man, I love frogs.

[–] Feyter 7 points 1 week ago

The one with the M was the open source and federated one, correct?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not seeing it. (android user)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s not a real app and not a real chart.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

well shit ._.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I just love how literary no one involved even acknowledged the existence of Threads lmfao.