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Sometimes we have those little epiphanies in the shower.. sometimes they come from other places. This is a home for those epiphanies.

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Do not seize the day. (sh.itjust.works)
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Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to become aggressive and give you a nasty bite.

Instead approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace.

If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Pat the day gently, feed it snacks. and give it kind words of affirmation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hold day gentle like hamburger

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Then put your teeth in

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

My wife wants this as a sign.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Squish that day! It will feel more safe and secure.