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Shrinkflation Making It Impossible to Hide Razor Blades in Candy (hard-drive.net)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Not even a fun-sized one?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Reminder:

No one in your neighborhood is going to waste their expensive drugs getting your random kids high.

If they did, I'd go trick or treating and I'm a grown man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You're a grown man and don't go trick or treating?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Welp, on to fiberglass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They do make half blades that are basically a DE blade broken in half.

You get 2 for one!