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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Reminder:

No one in your neighborhood is going to waste their expensive drugs getting your random kids high.

If they did, I'd go trick or treating and I'm a grown man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You're a grown man and don't go trick or treating?