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[–] [email protected] 160 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Headline: Russian Oligarch Found Dead in Moscow after Falling Out of Window

"Do you know how little that narrows it down?"

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago

“Marked as suspected duplicate, needs more details.”

[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You gotta be kidding me. But hey, stick with the classics. If it ain't broke...

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The classics are the point. These aren't meant to be secretive killings, the signature is the message.

They would use a different method if they wanted to obscure responsibility, dispose of the body, or do any number of things differently. Because they didn't, means it was a public signing statement.

Whether it was intended for one recipient, or many, who's to say. Either way, you can be sure the intended party, or parties, received it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm gonna start pushing people out of windows and then blame the Russian government

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you often find yourself in tall buildings and alone with oligarchs or siloviki?

If so, sure why not.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These aren't meant to be secretive killings, the signature is the message

Sure, but would it kill them to spice things up every once in a while?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's unfortunate that this method was initially used because it was an intentionally ambiguous method of assassination, whereas now it's a signature assassination, with only a sprinkling of ambiguity for their local media.

Just think, if they had started with tragic hot air balloon accident, death by misadventure with a jet ski, or pet bear mauling?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This is what happens when everyone follows the same Hitman walkthrough.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago

Those damn flimsy Russian windows.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That was a grim read. My favorite part:

Reportedly died by suicide after shooting himself in the chest five times.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They shoot themselves 5 times in the chest while they free fall out the window during their suicide attempt and begin to fear it won't kill them.

[–] derpgon 6 points 1 month ago

Might as well kill some time during the flight

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

Oligarch: Putin what is going on with the war? Why are we losing?

Putin: Oh wow look, an Eagle, just out there, wow majestic plumage, you should come and see...

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Windows are just so unsafe in Russia, aren't they? I'm never getting near one if I ever go to Moscow.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

~~Windows are just so unsafe in Russia, aren't they?~~ I'm never ~~getting near one if I ever~~ go[ing] to Moscow.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'd love to go to Moscow. From all I've seen, it's a beautiful city. I'd also love to go to St. Petersburg and see the Hermitage.

But not while Putin is in power. Maybe one day when elections are fair and queer people aren't oppressed, but I won't be holding my breath for that happening in my lifetime sadly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Maybe one day when elections are fair and queer people aren’t oppressed, but I won’t be holding my breath for that happening in my lifetime sadly.

Yeah, work wanted to send me, but I'm not white and also not ~~suicidal~~ window-proof.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I'd outlive the gramps sending us to kill and die, it'd be a pleasure for me to show you and other lemmings around. Russia has many sight to see and adore, to fall in love even, mostly in St. Petes as I'm biased against Moscow. If at any point I'd not be persecuted for printing that comment, I'd gladly do it on the house.

Peterhoff is one of the most popular tourist destinations there if you want to google some photos. A mansion where every room is designed in it's own royal-tier style to cringe at. And that complex is surrounded with a huge walking park with old trees, marble statues and beatiful fontains, some of them are made to shoot at random from the ground to confuse visitors, all of that sitting right at the shore.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My dad was invited to a conference in St. Petersburg when it was still Leningrad after Glasnost. He was well-traveled, but talked about how the two most beautiful cities he ever saw in his life were Leningrad and Sarajevo. He openly wept when the latter was destroyed during the war in the Balkans.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I hope we'd fucking stop before he'd cry once more at the ruins of Piter. This town still has historical markings about what side of the street to follow and where to hide from the WW2, and still...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kazan is on my list of places I'd like to visit, lots of neat architecture there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'd like to go to Kamchatka just so I can tell them that they're the most useless space in Risk.

Also, apparently there's lots of volcanoes and stuff.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh yes, the avoidance is entirely for governmental reasons. There is so much that would be interesting to see otherwise. Sadly it seems to be a repeating theme in Russian history where some change happens that seems like the ordinary people are finally starting to get some freedom and stability but then some authoritarian gets in power and cracks down on any dissenting views, even minor. I guess outsiders have to catch it during the right window of time.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well. You'd need to avoid windows, tea, people with umbrellas (OK not directly Russian, but soviet era eastern europe), aeroplanes, cars. And if they really want to get you, they'll go old school and use a gun, or perhaps even a missile if you annoy the right people enough.

I'd just skip Moscow as a whole personally.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Pff. Some people just can't hold their polonium.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Don’t forget underwear!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Some day a Russian public figure really will accidentally fall to their death out a window, but everyone will still think it's an assassination lmao

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Killed by the architects
...again

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Was beginning to wonder if Russia still has windows. It’s been a while.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Fuck russia

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Man it's really easy for Russians to fall out of windows. Maybe they should put a warning sticker on them or something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Defenestration is Classic Russia.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

This is not news, this is just Monday.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

SWO - Special Windows Operations, a subdivision of FSB

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

There should be some kind of safety code in Russia about their windows...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Do they kill them, then throw them out the window? Is there a height requirement? Because if they just throw them out - there's a chance they'd survive.

.... and is it translation thing, because I feel like balconies are probably more common, but maybe they just say window still so we all know the government did it? Idk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

there's a chance they'd survive.

They'll probably shoot themselves in the back five times while falling from the ground floor window.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

thing is the article does not mention what floor.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It does, at least now. It was the 11th.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Again...LOL! Bodies of water, staircases, windows and tea are dangerous in Russia.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The Moscow Defenestrator strikes again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Well that's certainly not subtle for a long series of assassinations but we aren't entirely out of the realm of possibility that Russia's 'drunkenly falling out of a window' problem is simply way worse than the western world's and if I recall correctly our's isn't great.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Rich people supporting fascists never think it’ll happen to them

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

More money for Pooty Poot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The reason you know Hillary Clinton never killed anyone is because modern US republicans actually love murderers.

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