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I feel bad for the workers there. You see so many examples in the past of people meeting the President in "normal" situations and how it's an experience of a lifetime to remember. I guess this still will be something to remember, but not in the way others have been.

"I once helped this old guy through a shift in fast food."

"Yeah, how was that?"

"Terrible. He couldn't understand basic stuff like cooking fries. I had to help him do everything. Oh, he was a former President too."

I doubt even a few years ago when Carter was still building houses for people, no one had to walk him through stuff even more complex than cooking fries. Granted he's had experience working for decades. Can you imagine Trump with a hammer or a power tool?

He couldn't even make fries. The kid walked him through the easiest thing ever, clearest instructions ever, has obviously been teaching people. Trump still fucked it up. Kid tells him to put them slowly in the oil and trump tries to put it on the hanger. The kid had to grab his hands and pull him away to get him to actually put the fries in the oil.

"So why do you think you would be a good fit for a vice president?"

"Well, I worked in McDonald's three decades ago so..."

Because sane people definitely put a McDonald's job from their youth in their political career resume

It's not the only thing he reeks of.

I've literally already seen Trump supporting family members post about how Trump has worked at McDonald's and Harris was lying about it, so that's why he should run the country.

Ok and I worked there for 2 years longer than Mr Trump did 🏆

They'll have to make sure the fry oil is a cool 60°F or else this fuck will 100% burn himself.

I would lose my appetite if I saw that bloated orange shit smelling fuckwit touching my food.

Donald is desperate to talk about Big Macs and Arnold's Palmer.

Hmm… does he have a food handlers card?

Finally a job he is qualified for.

Rage and reaction .... it's the only thing he's got going for him at this point

Just keep shit posting to the world and keep everyone talking about him in whatever context or situation ... it doesn't matter as long as we're talking about him.

And we are .... the campaign is working ... expect more shitposting, stupidity and insanity in the weeks to come.

Turnip may be dumb ... but we're all equally stupid for putting up with him and watching this dumpster fire and endlessly talking about it.

And yes ... I am guilty of it all too.

This is ugly but you have to admit he is putting in the hours now that Uncle Joe isn’t running.