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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago

what's with these texts without any punctuation where everything becomes one long sentence and you have to read it three times to figure out how to read it I feel like it's getting more common

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago

Has the 5 yeat old been drinking? Becauee I feel like a sober 5 year old would do a better job.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I think he was trying to say he just finished his first class

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago

He's a carpenter, not an English teacher

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago

Well... He tried.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'll be honest, I'm a bit jealous of his confidence.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

According to my boss, it'd get him promoted

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

Sadly it's more common than I'd like everywhere I've worked too

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

He's trying to save up for a tape measure!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago

He should save up for some punctuation first. Got dam.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Carpenter square would really do a lot here. Lots of low level wood workers fail to grasp the utility of the square.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

As well with the carpenter's pencil. Still working to learn all the tricks with both tools.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

Actually the new ones look decently square to the outside post apart from the bottom one. That old section is almost definitely not perfectly squared and it takes skill to match and blend the imperfections.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

Agreed, I'd take a square and a story stick of sorts over a tape measure