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Cats become 6-7 times as strong when inconvenience is involved (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I swear they have the ability to make themselves heavier when they don't want to be moved.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Or maybe they have the ability to make you weaker

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

And lighter when they jump up on something without making a sound. Cats are made of Element Zero

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like moving a puddle of lead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cats are liquid

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Unless when you try to push them off of something. Then they turn massive and solid. Cats have non-newtonian properties.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Maybe this is why Evil Overlords have cats? So that even if the hero manages to best the human, they won't be able to get to the Abort Nukes button before T - 00:00 because the cat is hunched on top.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Inconvenient cat will rip your flesh

[–] bitfucker 2 points 1 month ago

The cat reminds me of this manga