this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, this one is pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Til you realize deer live about 6 years :(

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They probably never live long enough to be this old and out of shape. If they can't run away, they're easy pickings for wolves and panthers. Humans are lucky that we can defend those who are unable to defend themselves. Baby deer come out prepared for running. Our babies can't lay on their stomachs for months.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think anyone can lay on their stomachs for months. That's a very long time to maintain a single position.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I find this relatable lol.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Okay, deer.