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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I've never kissed a boy but at this point I might need someone to get me started on Warhammer, it's scary how big it's gotten & how I don't have any time for even much simpler things.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I remember when they were doing Lord of the rings Warhammer. That was like 20 years ago. I bought a set, it's still on my shelf unpainted

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i have never kissed a boy

Bullshit if straight

Facts if lesbian

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the name implies they're trans...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Trans women can have sexual orientation too

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Henry Cavill in shreds rn...

Nah. Not really.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The Imperium has less political intrigues and sabotage than my wife's work place.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (6 children)

"Hey babe, come over, we can watch a scary movie for Halloween."

"What movie?"

"Event Horizon."

"Oh, I've never seen it, what's it about?"

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Head canon first warp travel with no gellar field

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Only reason my GF knows anything about 40k because of me is because I used the Mechanicum not knowing the actual technicals of how anything works to set up a joke about me being a software magos because all I do is write endless canticles of the endl semicolon

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I ensnared my partner by describing the mechanicus as "Evangelical Transhumanists" and then giving her the Flesh and Steel audiobook (which is just a genuinely great piece of scifi all on its own WHEN DO WE GET THE SEQUEL GW PLEASE). Now she's color-coordinating the paint job on her Trayzen and Orikan minis and drunkenly holding court on how the Drukhari are the 'only moral faction'.

~~help me what have I done~~

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If she's defending the morals of the Drukhari I'd start worrying about how much time she spends on certain parts of the internet if I were you.

Specifically the parts of the internet that involve giving her ideas for very not safe for family television things she plans to do to you.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Okay I am using that analogy, thank you

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Terrifying. Nightmare inducing.

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