cradle the balls...stroke the shaft...work the pipe...swallow the gravy
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I had the displeasure of seeing one of these contraptions in person for the first time recently. Pictures do not adequately convey just how ugly these abominations are.
I saw one for the first time on the road today. The thing made me bust out laughing. It looks absurd.
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There are at least 4 different ones around where I live. I know, because they are all wrapped in different colors. One unwraped, one blue, one red, one white, and one black. Its astounding that many people bought it out around here
I didn't realize how big they were until one of my kids ran over to "the fortnite truck". Massive, ugly, and expensive.
And yet they’re much smaller than most of the Ford trucks out there.
Oh yeah. And not just big. Like big in a this truck has no usable space kind of big and long. So long.
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Minecraft Delorean.
...Wow, what a moron.
It’s hard to admit you’re wrong when you’re in a cult.
Guess it's good he didn't do it a second time
That some Yakusa shit
Holy shit, how pathetic can you be?
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Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.
“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”
Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.
Owned by a man that is trying to elect Donald Trump, who is famously opposed to renewable energy.
As a machinist and welder, I would strongly prefer an actual 6000 lb lump of stainless over a cybertruck. I can actually use stainless steel to make things.
I've never worked with stainless, but I hear that it's a pain in the ass. And then, if you have no coating on it, it still stains from touching all sorts of shit.
It's called stainLESS, not stainFREE. The Delorean came with instructions on how to clean it so it didn't rust.
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Glencore rubs hands together eagerly
Nawww, look at him sitting there sulking like a widdle Baby, are you upset because nobody think your truck you paid extra for is cool?
C~~ybertr~~uck.
Cybertruckold
I refuse to believe this is real.
Mostly for self protection.
He's simping hard
"I'm leaving, Jeremy."
"OK but before you go can you take one more picture of me with the Tesla® Cybertruck™? I don't think I looked sad enough in the last one about all those dollars that people aren't giving to Elon."
He’s so aroused by thoughts of Elon that he’s gazing into the distance and curling his toes.
What's even different about the "foundation edition"
You get all the bugs and don't get to miss a single recall.
I wonder if it's anything like the Wozniak version of the Apple IIGS which had his signature on the case. The first several thousand made were like that. No other physical differences.
Pay extra for the same product because ~~you're a simp~~ reasons
You get ripped off even more!
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Elon Cucks
It's a cult!
"the mission" being what, exactly? make a rich jerkoff richer, so he can lie to you about exciting inventions that never come to light?
Something something mars.
The copium is strong
Let's not forget everyone is already paying for "the mission" through tax payer subsidies.
Loyalty to Tesla what the actual fuck? Don't be loyal to a brand ever.
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On that Apple shit
Every time I see one of these trying to find a parking space at the grocery store I feel vicarious shame for the driver. Truly, the scarlet letter of the 21st Century.