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We all like what we like.... (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

What can I say. More time to poop on company time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I got food poisoning from eating crabs before and it's so horrible that I thought of killing myself, extreme case of diarrhea is no joke

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Also, if anybody funds themselves in this situation, hydrate or die-drate. Really bad diarrhea is very, very, very dehydrating (just think about how much water is in the liquid sludge coming out of your ass)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's the food poisoning that's bad, though, not the diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've had it so long it's like a dark friend. It's a release.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Like the fart after a day-long stomach ache.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

If you slide out a fart, and blow your pants apart...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

yo that's me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Better than constipation... as long as you can wash off

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You mean like tubgirl?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I suffered with what I thought was IBS for the last ~10 years. 4+ liquid shits per day with complete unpredictability.

Turns out coffee was the problem.

I switched to tea two weeks ago and I'm down to 2 normal and predictable shits per day. I've also gained a few pounds because I'm not so dehydrated anymore. That's a good thing for me.