Serves you right, you filthy criminal!
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Stop right there, criminal scum!
User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported
You're already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.
you think just posting on the fediverse hasn't already got you on the list?
Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism.
I’ve only been here a year and I know I’m on at least two.
Didn't it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol
Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/
Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn't exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now.
Wow, really strong "only terrorists use encryption" vibes.
A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list
What was that one story about the wow server infiltrated by agents who ended up surveiling each other? That's real right? I can't tell anymore
The great thing is, if everyone's on the list, no one is!
I’m from the fed. We just put everyone on the list pre-emptively. It’s a big list, and you’re all on it!
How dare you use something you don't own in way you haven't been given permission to. Shame on you.
"You wouldn't lend a baby."
No but I'd cut one in half and give it to two different women
Only if you're not sure who's the mother, otherwise it's illegal
This season of Maury is gonna be lit
That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.
Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law
The babies yearn for the mines
You wouldn't eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let's eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!
Too much dIvErSiTy, doesn't feature the mandated minimum of 92% white cis christian males featured only in a positive light.
This reminded me that you can type "do a barrel roll" into Google. Works on mobile too.
How did this remind you of that?
Starfox is the game that had the 'do a barrel roll' saying on the tutorial level. Google made the Easter egg in their search engine, one of many Easter eggs.
Ahh I didn't know that's what it's from!
That's cool, thanks!
I mean, you can type it anywhere. Whether it does something or not is a different issue.
do a barrel roll
🙂~🙃~🙂
Press Z or R twice
If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I'm gonna have around a million death sentences.
It's a me a mandatory death sentence
This comment might actually get a DMCA
"I decide-a what's-a fair use! Woo-hoo!"
Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style.
Joke's on them, I don't like my family!
The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous.
Nintendo not making an animated Star Fox series makes me sad.
However their static Star Fox series is great
GameCube Star Fox gives this a 50% chance of it being Star Fox Adventures, making you a great friend 😎
I bought a used copy of Adventures during COVID lockdown to show my wife
So how did your wife think about the fact that you were a furry?
Ugh. I wish I didn't have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It's the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.
Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.