Only one of these men taught high school. Coincidence, I think not
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also, only one of those men hasn't had plastic surgery and doesn't pay a small fortune to maintain their fake-ass-hair, or their fake-ass-smile.
Reminder - look at Tom Cruise's teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.
Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.
having bad teeth is one thing. Don't get me wrong.
But they dump a small fortune in purely cosmetic stuff, too. They all do. or like their hair. They're probably spending a a few hundred a week to keep that hair looking the way it does. Not to mention the plugs, the rogaine or whatever other thing they're doing to keep from going bald.
(also, for the record, they Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker. brad pit looks a few synapses short of an original thought.)
Your point made me realize finding... It's kind of weird that Cruise hasn't got his tooth situation fixed considering all the money he's pumped into plastic surgery, hair treatment, thetan persecution, etc.
I was pretty sure he had until this thread.
It was one of the first things he had fixed. Here's a pic from The Outsiders:
You never know, he might have had a mold made, and wears that. Image is everything to guys like that.
Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker.
Which is why he was so perfect for Edge Of Tomorrow. I can;t think of anyone else who could be both that slimy and also believable in the action scenes. Excellent movie. i watched it to get to see Cruise get killed a lot, and I got that in spades, but I also got a superb action movie!
Oh god, now I can't unsee...which is awesome! I'm not gonna be able to do anything but laugh at each and every photo I see of him from now on. So, yeah, thanks! :-D
I'm pretty sure he got that fixed. I don't notice it on his newer stuff like the new top gun, at least
Phrased another way, Waltz worked, while Pitt and Cruise had work done.
Or Waltz worked as a teacher, the other men worked as Actors. And they both prioritized thing required in their districts.
Do not forget twenty years of military service.
Indeed. The armed forces has never been known for being a pack of pretty boys.
Upvote for that smooth Incredibles reference.
That actually made me laugh out loud. Bravo!
That’s the best response I’ve seen in a week.
Only one of these men spent over 20 years in the army. Coincidence? I think not...
What money will do to a mf
Superstar actors are more attractive than the general population? Next your going to tell me that a professional athletes of his age are in better shape.
Helps having money and personal assistants. :)
Walz is only 5 years older than me, but he did hit the 60 threshhold:
To be fair, these days Tom Cruise looks like someone wearing a Tom Cruise mask
Well, one of them is an abusive drunk, one is a cult member who has multiple ex-wives who've basically fled the marriage, and one is Tim Walz. Think I'd pick Walz.
My main takeaway is cults and alcohol abuse makes you look young.
But having a loving fulfilling life makes you oh so fuckable. 🤤
Nah, money makes you look young, but it also seems to turn a lot of people into real assholes. Tbh, though, I think people are mistaking handsome for youthful - I don't really think either of them look any younger in the fact than Walz, it's just the hair.
The average cultist in d&d has more health and stats than regular commoners
I already own a distillery. Just gotta start a cult and I will become Keanu
That's because Waltz has worked real jobs his whole life.
Honestly, I'd rather look like Tim Walz. Looking like either of those other two sounds kind of exhausting.
I think that's just how normal human being aged without plastic surgery or cosmetic enhancements.
It's selection bias... They are some of the best looking famous people in the world, no surprise they remain some of the best.
And lots of plastic surgery.
From what I've heard bread Pitt is bald. I mean if they didn't have the Hollywood money, guys like Pitt would look like the rest of us
bread Pitt
You might be thinking of Brad Pita.
I guarantee you he has plugs, now the question is does that qualify as bald? I mean, if he went bald and had it surgically altered so he's now not, is he or isn't he? Modern day philosophy and shit.
Plastic surgery is the real ship of Theseus
60, 60, 62
If you're lucky enough to have all your original hair and teeth at 60, and don't let yourself go to shit, this is easily doable. Here's me (53) at a costume party last weekend.
Lemmy: "No one can do this without money!!!"
Uh, no. A little luck and a lot of self-care is more like it.
You look how I expect 53 to look, well maintained not young. People are aging more slowly for sure. I look at pictures of my mom at my age and we don't look the same age.
But if you don't have money (for gym or weights, Retin-A, good sunscreen, a job that doesn't stress the fuck out of you) it really is more difficult. Stress is so aging, rich or not, but less stress is easier with money.
Johnny Depp: “The youngest, you say?”
This blows my mind!
PLASTIC!
That clean Midwestern living really ages ya.
Plastic surgery/facelifts/botox, hair dye, makeup, and favorable lighting can make all the difference. You'll eventually look like an inhuman ghoul, but you'll be the sexiest 60 year old for a short while.
also being rich af helps on its own.
These are people Tim Walz's age or older
Politicians have their souls sucked out.