this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2024
385 points (99.0% liked)

196

16732 readers
2449 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 20 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

Jesus saves so you have more money for peep shows.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That last line was waiting around the corner with a 2x4

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

That mutherfucker whooped my ass all night

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We had VCRs in the 90s. Just buy your tapes and do the walk of shame once, like a normal person.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You know there are still private booths in sex shops these days too, right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah but hardly anyone even goes to mass much less confession.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Glory holes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well sure, but the regulars are there for more than just the movies and probably are not aspiring to a career in politics.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Him being a degenerate gooner might be a net plus for his character.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

@Persona3Reload
Wonder if Christian Porn exists 🤔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It does. Christians always say that Jesus is cumming.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

He already came once. 2000 years ago. Now they're waiting for his second cumming. Talk about refractory period amirite?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And if it does, do they leave room for Jesus?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How can he deny the holocaust while calling himself a black nazi?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Extreme Holocaust denial sometimes comes in the form of "the holocaust didn't happen, but it should've". I'm unclear as to how his blackness might play into an opinion like this - I'm sure it's somehow even more devoid of logical thought.

Personally I'm inclined not to ask such questions, for that way lies madness