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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus saves so you have more money for peep shows.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That last line was waiting around the corner with a 2x4

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

That mutherfucker whooped my ass all night

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We had VCRs in the 90s. Just buy your tapes and do the walk of shame once, like a normal person.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You know there are still private booths in sex shops these days too, right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but hardly anyone even goes to mass much less confession.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Glory holes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well sure, but the regulars are there for more than just the movies and probably are not aspiring to a career in politics.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Him being a degenerate gooner might be a net plus for his character.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

@Persona3Reload
Wonder if Christian Porn exists 🤔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It does. Christians always say that Jesus is cumming.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

He already came once. 2000 years ago. Now they're waiting for his second cumming. Talk about refractory period amirite?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And if it does, do they leave room for Jesus?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How can he deny the holocaust while calling himself a black nazi?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Extreme Holocaust denial sometimes comes in the form of "the holocaust didn't happen, but it should've". I'm unclear as to how his blackness might play into an opinion like this - I'm sure it's somehow even more devoid of logical thought.

Personally I'm inclined not to ask such questions, for that way lies madness

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Private booths? You know you can just watch porn at home right? You wanna jerk it in the same chestnut chamber as a million other dudes?