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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I will never call it "X," just like I will never call Facebook "Meta."

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Isn't Facebook still Facebook? Meta is the parent company that owns Instagram, WhatsApp, Threads, Oculus, Onavo, Beluga, and about 90 other tech companies. They do just like Google, or Alphabet, and buy out every tech startup that has any chance of success to ensure they never have competition.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

You still call it Google too despite the parrent company thry added years ago, don't you? ...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

called the game of Monopoly

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

The Twitter brand was the most valuable part of that company. If Musk is dumb enough to throw that away, I will GLADLY call it “X.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No, I always call it Fuckbook and don't intend to change that but yea, definitely not Meta!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I still think of Facebook as The Facebook from when its website used to be thefacebook.com.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

TruthX. It brings it more in line with SpaceX and model X, and also tells what it's turning into.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Fuck Elon Musk, but this is one of Jim's worst moments in that show. If someone comes back from an extended therapy program with a set of tools and techniques they are using to solidify and remind themselves of the changes they have made to themselves and their lives, and one of them is as simple as asking you to use the other half of their legal name as their short form moniker, you have to be a an asshole not to do so. So yeah, call Musky's new sinking ship whatever you want, but don't be Jim Halpert about it, because Drew never crossed the line in anger again. /rantover

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I maintain that everyone on The Office except Dwight was basically an absolute pile of shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

One of my favorite shows cause everyone was charming but flawed, just like real life. If you filmed any of us for years, the viewers would say we are Irredeemable piles of shit just cause of our day to day mistakes and actions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're dunking on a fictional character over a one-liner joke. Jesus, people work themselves into a lather.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Idk I was having fun. I critically interpret things. It's what I do o_o

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The way I see it, office fans genuinely like talking shit about Andy and don't think people like him deserve respect. And they liked Jim's rejection in this scene, because they agree with it.

This isn't about dunking on a fictional character, it's about addressing the audience.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jim is kind of an asshole a lot throughout the show, like repeatedly disrespecting Dwight's martial arts and belts as a joke. Disrespecting his wife because she believes in the paranormal and he doesn't. He makes fun of Dwight for being into "fake stuff" but is all about fantasy football. Plop doesn't like sports so Jim immediately says that they have NOTHING in common, like a person's entire worth is wrapped up in what sports they like. He belittles and looks down on everyone, even his bosses, but he has no personality beyond sports and pranks. Jim is a guy I would never get along with in person.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm no longer in the fan community for the show but I've been waiting for the day that everyone realizes that Jim's entire character for the first 5 seasons is bullying his autistic coworker. That's literally it. That, and having an emotional affair with his engaged coworker.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always felt like Jim was a dick here. But I agree in this context.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Jim is a dick in most of the office

He thinks he’s better than everyone he works with and really only treats people decently when he wants something

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you want Musk to fail, use the name that has less brand recognition and lower brand trust.

The Twitter brand was literally the most valuable part of that company. When people hear “X” they are MUCH more inclined to either

  • not recognize the brand name
  • focus on the fact that the product has changed significantly (for the worse)

Call it X.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

You forgot option #3: Think it's some porn site.

I never used twitter but when I saw some site named X my first thoughts were "Why is a porn site suddenly so popular?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I'm going to call it "eggs". A tweet is now an "egg" and tweeting is "egging".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imma going to go with “Y” from now on

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

thats the name of his daughter with claire (grimes) too lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But... WHY would you call it that?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is just so Elon Turd can say he didn't ruin twitter, right?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Well, this just adds to the list of how he ruined twitter.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

it is ALWAYS ok to deadname a company

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've been calling it Xitter, sounds like zitter. Gotta call it something, not the dumb thing he made up.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nope this is name is already taken:

https://github.com/nuclearfog/Shitter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

No, you don't understand;
I paid the fees and everything.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

tfw when you're too lazy to actually screenshot the clips with subtitles so you just add them in Snapchat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Jim looks like Potato Head

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

“X. I go by X now.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Angry X'ing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nah. Gonna call you S. Stands for Shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I won't even name it like this in my launcher, Twitter Delta icon + Twitter label lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (7 children)

So I have a younger, semi-autistic relative that wants to be called "Kalcifer." To be it seemed absolutely stupid, and I refused, but I was nice about it. But I've heard of other people wanting the same thing. Can someone explain this to a Millennial please?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Why not call someone what they want to be called? It ain't new. Just like it's polite to ask someone "can I call you x" or "do you prefer x or y" when you start to call someone a nickname or more personal name, someone can ask to be called x, and it's polite to do so. Names are arbitrary things, but at the same time often deeply meaningful to people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My guess is that Kalcifer sounds cooler than their birth name? I think it sounds cool at least.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Calcifer is the fire demon from Howl's Moving Castle - I'd guess it's a reference to that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They might be trans and this is their first foray into explaining how they want to identify. Autism and gender issue have a huge co-diagnosis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a millennial and changed my name. I don't know why your relative wants to be called something new. There are thousands of possible reasons. You could ask them directly. If they're autistic, there's a very good chance they'll be happy to tell you their thought process in direct and concrete terms. You could also attempt to compromise by calling them "Cal" which is a more normal name. Denying them without understanding is pretty much the worst move >_>

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